Niels Walta

Hey, I'm a loooong-time lurker. Found this while browsing music videos on YT... the baby on the floor, I dunno, disturbed me a bit.

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The Jacob Sisters from Germany. Famous (sure, why not?) for The Hamster Dance.



And...this?



Theres just endless wierdness whenever their name comes up on YouTube.

I found this community randomly: carpet_rise (NSFW)

Here is the Russian(?) to English translation on the user info page:

Not many know, but the carpet is a reasonable essence. Carpets are made multiple copies, carpets think, carpets live. And the most important: carpets - love people. Also own them. The carpet is your personal god, your pleasure, your unique happiness. The carpet operates you, using for transfer of commands an electromagnetic field and a stream of the fibers directed to a brain. If you are worthy of rescue, give the soul to the Carpet. If you do not have Carpet, it will come to you, sooner or later you will buy it.
(translated by mansonisNOTanigrastarfuckerbuthediddoWTC)

Methinks someone can't translate well.

It is mostly pics of bitches on carpets. Yea. Naked ladies. On carpets. Is this a new fetish? There also pics of other people and stuff. On carpets.

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Even though I am not one of the mods here, I am making this post because I am probably at least partly responsible for tagging being re enabled for this community, through a request to one of the mods.

My hope was for the tagging to help cut down on reposting.

Anyone who is doing post tagging, please refrain from editorializing your personal opinions into the tags. The tagging help is appreciated, but it would be better to do this with objectivity.
Please keep to the subject matter. Let everyone who sees the post decide for themselves if it is fail, repost, dumb, ect.

A good rule of thumb would be to stick with nouns and pronouns, Refrain from using adjectives and adverbs, unless they address the subject specifically, as in bad boob job.

Thanks.

Edit: I don't really care that much, It was just an observation.
I am taking beolll's advice and going outside.

To the one who likes to play with the tags, have fun. :)

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Because I doubt that recent Dutch news could be old here...

Source: here (Dutch)

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A 62-year old man from Alphen has been convicted for 18 months of jailtime (6 months probation) for abusing his wife. The man had gone completely nuts because according to him his wife had had sex with a friend of the family.

The abuse started in 2000, when the couple had already been married for twenty years. According to the wife she didn't have a relationship with the family's friend at all. But she confessed to the relationship anyway to stop her husband from slapping her around.

After her false confession, the man started to humiliate his wife. He burnt her pubic hair, let her drink his urine and smeared sambal in her vagina. He also made her put tattoos on her body with the name of her supposed lover and he forced her to sleep on the floor naked for many nights. Every night she had to drink a glass of his urine as punishment and he pushed peppers up her vagina. He also sent nude photo's of her to her friends and colleagues and threatened to kill her.

The children were witnesses to the abuse. "My father has a sick mind," a son later testified to the police.

The man denied most of the charges yesterday. The burning of the pubic hair was at her request, he stated. And she did the slapping (in the face, etc) herself as well, so he said. The prosecutor called the behaviour of the man "too bizarre for words and totally unacceptable". Aside from punishment in jail the prosecutor also demanded a contact prohibition, prohibiting the man from being in touch with his wife. Both of them have gone into hiding now.

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WTF:

- Burning a vagina with sambal!??! D: Sambal is a very hot condiment, made of various peppers including chili D: *cringes*
- ONLY 18 months of jail time!? The laws in the Netherlands really suck when it comes to convicting criminals.
- Gone into hiding? Huh??

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Why are all major Rental websites seeming to be either crashing, not loading, or otherwise busted?

Seriously, this is starting to really annoy me now.

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So, I was aggressivly cleaning my oak trees today. The jarred ones are setting slimey inside etc, so thst was cleaned. Got to the potted ones, pulled out a lump, and found it was a truffle.

Yes. A truffle. I am now not only growing oak trees, I am growing truffles. BWAAAA HA HA HA HA

Any idea where to get more info on truffles, like their value etc? cos I've got one in my hand now. Of only I relised BEFORE I plucked it @_@

Now on to bad boob jobs:



Sometimes, breast implant surgery goes terribly wrong as in the case of the lady above (her name is Allaura Sweet). I'm not sure what this complication is called, but obviously, her breast augmentation was not successful. Two common breast augmentation complications are double bubble (The implant diameter exceeded the native fold's ability to stretch to accommodate the larger implant diameter.) and capsular contraction (This is when the body reacts by forming a lining of tissue around it called the capsule. In some cases the capsule begins to shrink, squeezing the implant that it surrounds.)



Someone return Maddie's pointy-cone bra, STAT!

Sauce

BTW, the title is me swearing in Filipino.

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In order to help out an artist-in-need (I often seem to fall for feed-a-starving-artist schemes :D), I commissioned the wonderful Therese Larsson (aka grafmonster) for a sketch. She totally blew me away with the result.

( Click here for DJ spottycat )

Be sure to visit her website for more awesomeness. And to commission her :)